Wednesday, March 08, 2017



I am obsessed with horror movies and crocheting. So, how does one meld those two interests together? By crocheting hatchets my dear viewers!

This is the fourth release in a series of patterns I am calling Dangerous Implements. The pattern utilizes size 10 crochet thread and a 1.5 mm hook. Now, as with all of my thread based patterns, sizing up is not a problem. Just use heavier weight yarn and a corresponding hook that will give you a fairly tight fabric. Your hatchet will be gigantic, but hey, I'm not going to judge you for wanting to crochet a larger than life hatchet!

Directions use US crochet terminology and abbreviations and are appropriate for an experienced beginner and beyond.

Show your love for horror movies, decorate your Halloween tree with hatchet ornaments or hey, just let everyone know you are really into chopping fire wood! Whatever your motivation, CROCHET A HATCHET today!

Pattern is available for purchase in both my Etsy and Ravelry stores.

More devious and dastardly crochet to come!

Thursday, February 23, 2017

Dangerous Implements - Chef Knife


Hey guys, I have just released the third pattern in my Dangerous Implements series...The Chef Knife! The pattern for this lovely life-size blade can be found in both my Etsy and Ravelry stores. If you are into crocheted cutlery then this pattern will be right up your cutting board!

Saturday, February 11, 2017

Dangerous Implements Machete Crochet Pattern



I am obsessed with horror movies and crocheting. So, how does one meld those two interests together? By crocheting machetes my dear viewers!

This is the second release in a series of patterns I am calling Dangerous Implements. The pattern utilizes size 10 crochet thread and a 1.5 mm hook. Now, as with all of my thread based patterns, sizing up is not a problem. Just use heavier weight yarn and a corresponding hook that will give you a fairly tight fabric. Your machete will be truly gigantic, but hey, I’m not going to judge you for wanting to crochet a larger than life machete!

Directions use US crochet terminology and abbreviations and are appropriate for an experienced beginner and beyond.

Show your love for horror movies, decorate your Halloween tree with machete ornaments or hey, just let everyone know you are an amazing bushwhacker who really likes to chop stuff up! Whatever your motivation, CROCHET A MACHETE today!

Pattern is available in my Etsy and Ravelry stores.

Thursday, January 19, 2017

Dangerous Implements - Cleaver Pattern



Hey Kids! Long time no type.

Well as most of you know I am obsessed with horror movies, Halloween AND of course, crocheting. So, how does one meld those seemingly disparate interests together? By crocheting cleavers of course!

This pattern is the first in a series of patterns that I am calling Dangerous Implements. The pattern utilizes size 10 crochet thread, Knit Picks Curio, and a 1.5 mm steel hook. Now, as with all of my thread based patterns, sizing up is not a problem if you are afraid of thread (no judgment here as fear of thread is not unusual). Just use a heavier weight yarn and corresponding hook that will allow you to create a fairly tight fabric. Your cleaver will be gigantic, but hey, if you are into larger than life cleavers, then you are probably someone I want to hang out with. Hah!

Anyhoo, directions use US crochet terminology and abbreviations AND they are appropriate for an experienced beginner.

So, show your love for horror movies, decorate your Halloween tree with cleaver ornaments or just let everyone know that you are an amazing cook that likes to chop stuff up by crocheting cleavers!

Obtain your copy of this pattern from my Etsy or Ravelry stores.