Slim: Stout, just received some intel on the VLA that will interest you...
Stout: Yeah, what?
Slim: It appears that there has been an assassination attempt on those fibrous freaks.
Stout: What? When? By who?
Slim: Um, you mean by whom?
Stout: Whatever! Just give me the story already!
Slim: All right, all right! It seems that the freaks were in the process of moving their base of operations, assisted by that Linoleum chick, when they were attacked. By whom, we don't know. What we do know is that some sort of chemical weapon was used in the attack and that it did not kill any of the cell combatants. However, both Carnivorous Carrots and Roadkill Korn were injured. The Carrots apparently lost two of their eyeballs and the flat freak lost its pancaked excuse for an eyeball too. Seems to me, they are probably better lookin' now. *snorting laughter* Anyway, it's rumored that both are in critical condition, held up in some make-shift facility somewhere. Currently, our team is trying to figure out what chemical substance was used in the attack and where the vegetable terrorists are hiding.
Stout: Okay good. I also want to know who or what executed the attack as well.
Slim: Okay, we're on it. Keep you posted.
Scene 2: Super-Secret Westbury Vegetable Clinic
Characters: LadyLinoleum and Mysterious Doctor (Identity to be Revealed)
LadyLinoleum: I removed the affected eyeballs immediately following the attack, but there was fiberfill everywhere! The scene was so gory! I did the best that I could. Do you think you can save them Doctor? Will they survive?
To be continued...