Saturday, December 24, 2005

Here Comes Tater Claus

Here Comes Tater Claus,
Here comes Tater Claus,
Right down Tater Claus Lane!
Rudolph and Scorpions donning Oakleys,
Pullin' on the reins!

Bells are ringin',
Sprouts are singin',
All is merry and bright!
Heat the Greenhouse,
Tuck in the Sprouts,
'Cause Tater Claus comes tonight!

Here comes Tater Claus,
Here comes Tater Claus,
Right down Tater Claus Lane!
He's got a bag that's filled with soil,
For Seeds and Sprouts again!

Hear those garden tools jingle jangle,
Oh what a beautiful sight!
So jump in the seed bed,
Cover your roots,
'Cause Tater Claus comes tonight!

Here comes Tater Claus,
Here comes Tater Claus,
Right down Tater Claus Lane!
He doesn't care if you're green or leafy,
He loves you just the same!

Tater Claus knows we're from Mother Nature,
That makes everything right!
So fill your hearts with Christmas cheer,
'Cause Tater Claus comes tonight!

Here comes Tater Claus,
Here comes Tater Claus,
Right down Tater Claus Lane!
He'll come around when the Greenhouse dims,
That it's Christmas morn again!

Peace on earth will come to Veggies,
No matter their shape or size.
So lets give thanks to Mother Nature,
That Tater Claus comes tonight!

Have a wonderful safe Holiday weekend everyone!

17 comments:

SueeeuS said...

Merry Christmas, Lady Linoleum, to you and all the eyeballed veggies!

I can always count on your blog for a good smile and chuckle. :) Thanks for brightening my day!

Vera said...

That is way cute! Merry Christmas to you and yours.

Jessica said...

Hahahahahaha!!! Happy holidays!

Marvie said...

Merry Christmas to you and all the Veggies! I have to say (but please don't tell the other veggies) Tater Claus is my favorite so far *g*

ROFL the word verification is "hogem" ! Tooo funny!

Wendy said...

Sierra (my 4 year old daughter) wants to know, "Why Tator Clause? Does he steal Christmas like Mr. Grinch?" Ha ha!

Rose said...

Ho ho ho! Meeery Christmas!

julie said...

I would read that to DH but I doubt he would understand. ;o) Merry Christmas, and thanks!!

Sara said...

When does the stop action animation special (a la Rankin/Bass)air?

Nancy said...

Merry Christmas!!!

I love Tater Claus and am a firm believer in his cousin Santa.

Sally said...

Merry Christmas to you and your lovely family Lady Linoleum.

I hope Santa Tater was good to you!!!

Andy's Crafts said...

You creativity shows as always, you have a wonderful Holiday season as well. Love the Santa Ho Ho Ho.

Alice Joanou said...

Once again Sureality and the Crochet hook meet and find love.
Happy Holidays and Joy in 2006
Love,
Your Pal,
Alice

Samantha said...

I hope Tater Claus was good to you and yours ;-) Happy Holidays!

Granny said...

Tater Claus is adorable. I hope that your holiday was everything that you wanted it to be and more.

Tara said...

Oh, I love it! I hope Tater Claus was good to you and your family (veggies?)!

Jessi said...

tater claus is great. haven't heard from ya in a while, hope you had a great holiday :)

The Shrone said...

OK, what variety of tater is Tater Claus? I'm one of those weirdos who knows about Yukon golds, russets, Kennebec, yellow Finns, et al. I think he looks like a Idaho baking potato since he is so large and meaty. Hmmm. I have this new twice baked potato recipe that is to die for... Is it evil to kill Tater Claus for culinary gains?