Saturday, December 10, 2005

Rudolph The Red-Eyed Scorpion



Sing with me peeps!

Rudolph, the red-eyed scorpion
had a very glowing eye.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it beams.

All of the other scorpions
used to have to shield their eyes.
Whenever around poor Rudolph
they'd have to wear their
Oa-ka-leys.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your eye so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then all the scorpions loved him
proud to wear their
Oa-ka-leys.
Rudolph the red-eyed scorpion,
you'll go down in history!



Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from all the creatures at LabLinoleum!

Copyright 2005-2006 Regina Rioux Gonzalez. All rights reserved.

28 comments:

The Shrone said...

Been drinking some eggnog, I see? I think this Rudolph is much better than the original!

Amanda said...

love it!

Micky said...

Thanks for the laughs. Keep em coming.
:)

Wendy said...

Luckily, Oakley's have a una-lens. :)

As we were tree hunting today, I asked if I could bring the sock I was making along...he told me to crochet him a snowball so he could throw it at me.

Oh...the ideas! Now, a monster snowball probably looks too much like an eye...unless of course, it was 3 monster snowball eyes...creating a monster snowman, ha ha! I am so on the monster crochet vibe. :)

Wendy said...

Oh...and I like how you have tied the antler on, like the grinch dog...very clever. :)

Nancy said...

I'm with the Mistress of Shrones... this definitely sounds like a case of early eggnog.



And I LIKES it!!

krista said...

You totally make me smile lady linoleum.

Jessica said...

Ha! Love it!

Granny said...

I will never look at Rudolph the same. Love it!
Can I have some eggnog too, please? Oh... wait... I already did!

Sally said...

LMAO!!!

I'll have some of whatever you're having!!!

How is he at pulling the sleigh??

Sheila said...

Happy holidays to you too! Thank you for the laughs!

Sara said...

I love the ode - to - grinch's - dog - max antler!

KnittyDude said...

How do you come up with this stuff?!? It's great!!

Andy's Crafts said...

This looks like the Christmas from the times of the God's where Zeus will be Santa Claus, or Maybe Hercules. I rather have Hercules bringing the presents . I see the Ron Pope is helping out LOL. Keep up the good work.

rose said...

Too amazing for words! Happy, happy holidays to you too!

noricum said...

hahahahahaha!

Heather said...

He's so adorable! I love the antler.

goldi said...

Hilarious! I know I can always come here for a big dose of good wild cheer. Love your Rudolph, will be recommending friends to visit (again!). Happy Holidays!

Ellen Bloom said...

The red eye clinches it for me! A loaded Christmas Scorpion. Who else could conjure up such a creature but our own Lady of Linoleum! You are truly a wacked genius!
OMG, you should have seen the Bizarre Bazaar this weekend at the Shrine! It was amazing!

Tara said...

I love him. But he's a bit scary. If I see him in my yard on Christmas Eve, is it OK if I don't feed him a carrot? Does he eat carrots? What do scorpions eat, anyway? Hang on, I'm Asking Jeeves....
Well, apparently, big scorpions (as I assume Rudy is), eat snakes, lizards and mice. I'm all out of snakes and lizards, but if he doesn't mind sharing with my cat, I could leave out some mice cookies. But I'm not feeding him. Santa will have to bring the cookies outside.
But he's definately cute, in a scary kinda way.

Vik said...

You are right: this Rudolph is totally different!!! Hahahahaha!

kath red said...

woah, love this guy, crazy colours.

thank you for being such a support and inspiration, and for taking time to visit and comment at my blog.

have a great christmas

Rebecca said...

oh oh oh you are just too much! LOVE the scorpion... definitely one of your finest creations yet!

FinnyKnits said...

Now there is a holiday decoration I can embrace. If only he came in a 6 foot tall inflatable version that I could mount on my lawn and illuminate with multicolored bulbs...Gimme!

Nicely done :)

~drew emborsky~ said...

OMG - the antler about killed me. I should know better than to try and snack while reading your blog!! I love it!!!

stuffed said...

That is so freaky sweet! The antler takes me back to kidhood. Aw.

bunny said...

It is great. My son and I both love your scorpions.

yarnahoy said...

You make the most AWESOME toys!!!
:)
Manasi