Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Tickle Me LadyLinoleum

I was looking around for cool Halloween stuff today (online while at the cube farm of course) and I came across a bunch of other, uh, everyday items that I must have. Mind you, cash flow is tight, but nonetheless, a girl can dream.

Squirrel Underpants. Got to love Archie McPhee. I spend more moola on stuff that I absolutely do not need at this store...um, err, on a regular basis. Case in point...squirrel panties. I really, really want these! Although, if I purchased a pair I'd have to fuzznap a squirrel for a little round o' dress up. OR I could have my African Senegal, Drumstick, model 'em...


Drumstick giving me the evil eye.

Toast Bandages. Yep, I'd like these to wear with my bacon bandages. Actually, I should probably invest in some bacon and egg bandies as well. This way I'll have a complete breakfast. Now, I just need to work up a few cuts and scrapes!

Budget Bucky. I have always, always wanted a full size skellie. My issue is that I have nowhere to store the bone-age in between Halloweens. So, in light of this knowledge, I've come up with a solution...year round Bucky costumes! C'mon, he'd look great in a Santa hat or bunny ears...or how 'bout a big turkey tail! Ahem, yeah.

Yoda Backpack. When traveling about the Dagobah System it is important to have your own personal Jedi master in tow (even better when your wallet fits in your Jedi master's tummy). Don't worry, I already own Chewy (to my daughter's dismay). Hell, while I'm at it I might as well get R2 as well, indulge in the complete set.

Gold Docs. My favorite colors are shiny and sparkly. I definitely need to be sporting these around the cube farm. Although I think these might do the trick too.

Magic Carpet. My car lease ends in December and I am looking for a more, um, eco-friendly form of travel. Okay, this particular model may not be my ticket, but you've got to admit that it's totally cool!

Ahhh, back to work...

6 comments:

woolanthropy said...

Thank you for sharing the world of Archie McPhee. Squirrel underwear! lol I am all for year long Budget Bucky! Why the heck not? Go Bucky! He gets so bored being in a closet for 11 months.

Ellen Bloom said...

Hahahaha! I L*O*V*E Archie McPhee too! We actually visited the store when we were in Seattle! It was sooo coooool.

I'm voting for you to get the Gold Doc Martens. They will look stunning on you!

Caroline B said...

I just have this mental picture of you zooming along on your magic carpet chasing a squirrel with a pair of underpants in your hand and your gold Docs on your feet........Love your parrot - had to get rid of mine due to complaints from rest of family about his ear-piercing shrieks & tendency to take chunks out of everyone except me :0(

Vicky aka stichr said...

I could go for a few new things too. As for Chewy, my 3 month old GD [grand daughter, not Gold Doc's] is learning to speck Wookie and does a fine job of trilling, I must say!

sallyanne said...

Love them! Perfect timing!

Shelley said...

Wow! I want the bandaids and the yoda back pack and to spend some quality time with that looker Drumstitck. Beautiful feather and beak.

PS. My flock says "Chirp"