Meet Norman Batesmato!
Average small motel proprietor by day (proud owner of the Batesmato Motel). Green, psychotic, wig-donning, mother-channeling Tomato by night!
Norman is determined to find others who suffer from a plight similar to his in the hopes that he can gain an understanding of his disturbing affliction. So far he's only been able to find one other Tomato interested in speaking with him and he has a meeting scheduled with this Tomato, Professor Rojo, at a local coffee shop on Tuesday...
Speaking of Professor Rojo...He is looking for new recruits and wants to open up Psychotic Tomato production to all! So, go here to print out your FREE Monster Crochet Psychotic Tomato Pattern and get started. Then, send me a pic of your Tomato Terrorist and a short description so that I can post all of the Terribly Twisted Tomato Recruits together on their own page. It'll be fun and I will link back to you so that you can take full credit for your Tough Tomato Creation!
Copyright 2006 Regina Rioux Gonzalez. All rights reserved.
20 comments:
OOooooo. I love the green mater. Norman needs a rocking chair when he morphs into 'Mother'...
Can't wait to try the pattern!
lol cool thanks for the pattern! totally twisted!!! now i've gotta go find some yarn and time to make my own tomato invasion!!! whoo hoo
Oh, my stars. Cousin Normie in tomato. How will I ever get any of my own stuff done!?! I must make Norman. I wish I had a rocker. I'm feeling an urge to sit in a rocker and crochet.
When you think 'Norman', does the little voice in your head imitate Tony Perkins? Tell me I'm not alone...
Interestingly enough, I just finished a true crime novel about the man who was the "inspiration" for Norman Bates. I'm definitely up to making a psycho tomato!
Oh this is just excellent! You are a creative genius ;)
Totally awesome. I am going to start making my tomato today. Thankyou so much.
Thanks for the pattern! I may use it as my first crochet project in 20 years - guaranteed to look psychotic!
Norman and Mother are perfect - all that's needed is a tiny fly.
Great stuff! Thanks for sharing the tomato pattern!
I. Am. So. Excited. I am on my way to SFTH right now because in my box of 200 crochet hooks there is apparently not one in a size B. Not one. Dude, you rock.
Love the newest addition! Thanks for sharing the pattern - my mind is going wild with different ideas.....now to find some time to make him... errrr... her..... errr.... it!
Sweet! Can't wait to try the pattern. :)
He will make a wild tomatillo sauce
Oh another pattern! Thank you.
Well it will have to be after the Olympics. So that gives me a bit to come up with something truly wicked.
Love the Norman.
:)
I finally got to listen to the CraftSanity interview. Very cool!
Love it! And thank you so much for the pattern :)
I saw a mutant cherry tomato to!
http://mintcrochet.blogspot.com/2006/02/meet-elane-mutant-cherry-tomato.html
we had a stint where we didn't get our bills, and sadly, they don't forgive you. they just never showed up. ever. and we had a different mailman everyday so they didn't even know who it was.
nextly, i think you should make wigs for people to wear, wig hats. the wigs you make for your veggies are so fucking cute. i cannot bear it...i am exploding with cuteness.
Very cool! I love it.
the new 'mater is great. shhhh, don't tell anyone, i've never seen the movie- i know, i'm sheltered.
can't wait to get to make a tomato for your gallery.... hmmmm, i think i have an idea.
Hi hun, my tomatoe and her story are up :)
http://yarnchick.blogspot.com/2006/02/lola-aka-la-loca.html
thanks for he great pattern!
The blood...Mother..the blood!!!!!!!
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