Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Shrone Status!

Here's what I found in my inbox yesterday:

Dear Lady Linoleum (aka Regina),

I'm pleased to inform you that you have been selected as a esteemed recipient of The Bona Fide Shrone Award. I've determined that you possess many of the salient characteristics of a Shrone! Here are the reasons why you are a Shrone:

1. Not only do you create amazing crocheted veggies, chickens, and fruits, you adorn them with wonderfully disturbing eyeballs.
2. Anyone who calls themself Lady Linoleum is definitely a Shrone!
3. Your blog is so awesome and provides much needed humor.
4. You have awesome creative talent that makes you a Super Shrone.
5. Something about you says when you get old and withered, you just
might go out cruising for penis!
6. You are unknowable.
7. You proudly crochet and are a Hillbilly Knitter!
8. You are kind and generous.
9. You're one groovy chick and I think you are super cool!
10. You haven't killed your inner child and you freely allow it out to play.

Yours in Shronedom!

P.S. Your distinguished Bona Fide Shrone card will be sent to you shortly.
Feel free to post and brag about your Shrone status! To assist you, I've
provided the attached button proclaiming your Shronedom to place on your

Okay, I feel like I've arrived...

Thank you Lori!

Very, very proud of my new status!!!!!


Unknown said...

YAY!!!! May I be the first to say congrats? Welcome to Shronedom!!! Hmm.... guess that makes us Sisters?

LadyLinoleum said...

Yep sista' I'm proud! Hey, who else is a shronette?

Anonymous said...

Wow. I am not a shrone, but I stand in awe of those that are.

Anonymous said...

Gasp ! I'm impressed.
Surely this honour is the equivalent to our royal family here in the u.k ? -only funkier and more fun.
Am just putting the finishing touches to your chicken and then she will be winging her way to you.
I bow before you.

CraftyCritter said...

:::Cursty:::: WOW! That's pretty cool!

CraftyCritter said...

Curtsy too...I really need to learn to spell! College was for something just cant remember what, hmmmm.....

sara said...

Congrats!!!!!!!!! I'm so happy for ya'! And I'm glad Lori is feeling well enough to shrone you.

Kimberly said...

Yay! Félicitations, Gelukwensen, Glückwünsche & Conratulations from Belgium on your new Shrone status in all of the official languages from a country the size of Maryland! What a wonderful honor from Lori to be elevated to the elite status of Shrone!

Celeste said...

WOW! Good on ya, girl!

I am very please that Ms. Lori found you worthy of Shroneness. Naturally, this has long been understood by ME, but I don't really have any awards to give.

Maybe I could make you a helmet?

You ROCK, LL xxx

P.S. I'm SO glad that Lori is well enough to make decrees from her sickbed!