Saturday, December 10, 2005

Rudolph The Red-Eyed Scorpion

Sing with me peeps!

Rudolph, the red-eyed scorpion
had a very glowing eye.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it beams.

All of the other scorpions
used to have to shield their eyes.
Whenever around poor Rudolph
they'd have to wear their

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your eye so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then all the scorpions loved him
proud to wear their
Rudolph the red-eyed scorpion,
you'll go down in history!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from all the creatures at LabLinoleum!

Copyright 2005-2006 Regina Rioux Gonzalez. All rights reserved.


Mandi said...

love it!

Micky said...

Thanks for the laughs. Keep em coming.

none said...

Luckily, Oakley's have a una-lens. :)

As we were tree hunting today, I asked if I could bring the sock I was making along...he told me to crochet him a snowball so he could throw it at me.

Oh...the ideas! Now, a monster snowball probably looks too much like an eye...unless of course, it was 3 monster snowball eyes...creating a monster snowman, ha ha! I am so on the monster crochet vibe. :)

none said...

Oh...and I like how you have tied the antler on, like the grinch dog...very clever. :)

Nancy said...

I'm with the Mistress of Shrones... this definitely sounds like a case of early eggnog.

And I LIKES it!!

Anonymous said...

You totally make me smile lady linoleum.

Jessica said...

Ha! Love it!

Suburban Hooker said...


I'll have some of whatever you're having!!!

How is he at pulling the sleigh??

Sheila said...

Happy holidays to you too! Thank you for the laughs!

sara said...

I love the ode - to - grinch's - dog - max antler!

Crafty Andy said...

This looks like the Christmas from the times of the God's where Zeus will be Santa Claus, or Maybe Hercules. I rather have Hercules bringing the presents . I see the Ron Pope is helping out LOL. Keep up the good work.

Anonymous said...

Too amazing for words! Happy, happy holidays to you too!

noricum said...


Heather Cox said...

He's so adorable! I love the antler.

Ellen Bloom said...

The red eye clinches it for me! A loaded Christmas Scorpion. Who else could conjure up such a creature but our own Lady of Linoleum! You are truly a wacked genius!
OMG, you should have seen the Bizarre Bazaar this weekend at the Shrine! It was amazing!

LG said...

You are right: this Rudolph is totally different!!! Hahahahaha!

kath red said...

woah, love this guy, crazy colours.

thank you for being such a support and inspiration, and for taking time to visit and comment at my blog.

have a great christmas

Rebecca said...

oh oh oh you are just too much! LOVE the scorpion... definitely one of your finest creations yet!

FinnyKnits said...

Now there is a holiday decoration I can embrace. If only he came in a 6 foot tall inflatable version that I could mount on my lawn and illuminate with multicolored bulbs...Gimme!

Nicely done :)

~drew emborsky~ said...

OMG - the antler about killed me. I should know better than to try and snack while reading your blog!! I love it!!!

stuffed said...

That is so freaky sweet! The antler takes me back to kidhood. Aw.

Bunny said...

It is great. My son and I both love your scorpions.

yarnahoy said...

You make the most AWESOME toys!!!